The queen of the situationship. One text back can be read fifteen ways, all positive. His silence means he's thinking about her. Right?

Generous, oblivious to his own privilege. 3-story townhouse, only travels in cabs, and one time genuinely asked why everyone doesn't just "do what they love for work?"

Moving at 100mph always doing a bit of everything, his friends have lost track of how many companies he’s started.

Has their foot on the gas for three weeks, texts every day, makes plans, vanishes so unexpectedly that girls check the news to see if there have been any recent obituaries that match their name.

Never lost an argument in his life, not necessarily because he's right, but because he's extremely good at making you think you're not.

Knows an amazing spot for a date, that spot just happens to be one-minute down the road from his flat.

A nepo-baby navigating the big city for the first time. “Self-made”, his dad just happens to know everyone.

Prefers the company of men over women- they’re just “less drama.” Self-proclaimed low maintenance, high “pick-me” energy.

A party animal in denial, she can’t resist a good time. “I’m not drinking tonight” are her famous last words.